It’s a Mystery


I spent the day at the Mystery writer’s of America Southwest conference. Met some fantastic people there. Great authors, and new writers. Really great folks those mystery writers. They had me moderate a panel with Pulpwood queen Kathy L. Patrick, who is a hoot. I love that woman and I was very envious of her tiara. You guys know how I feel about tiaras. Hallie Ephron was also there, and her books sound wicked good.

Even though I felt a bit out of sorts since I have mystery in my books, but I cross a lot of genres, they all made me feel welcome. I’m sure there were some purists there that wanted me dead, but they were all very sweet about it. :-) They called me a “special” guest. I’m not exactly sure what that meant, but it made me feel good.

I also sat on a panel with some of my favorite reads Julie Kenner, Harry Hunsucker and a new writer June Shaw. We talked about romance in mystery and mystery in romance. I also met some great booksellers David and McKenna from Murder By the Book. I’m so going to Houston to visit them. They were very supportive of all the authors.

The only problem was, I actually had to think. I know, scary. My brain began hurting about 10 minutes after arriving and by lunch I had a full blown migraine. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pretend to be smart when you have an axe in your skull? :-)

I zonkered, and so very grateful our evening plans were canceled. We were supposed to do some dinner thing but there was a mix up (Thank you universe) and someone had the wrong dates. Probably me. :-)

Any hoo… Today I want to know if you had the opportunity to meet any author in the world, who would it be?


About Candace Havens

Bestselling author Candace Havens has written six novels for Berkley including, Charmed & Dangerous, Charmed & Ready, Charmed & Deadly, Like A Charm, The Demon King and I and Dragons Prefer Blondes. Her new venture is writing for the Blaze line of Harlequin. Those books include Take Me If You Dare, She Who Dares, Wins, Truth and Dare, and The Model Marine. She is also in the anthology Spirited, and the proceeds go to help literacy. Her books have received nominations for the RITA's, Holt Medallion and Write Touch Reader Awards. She is the author of the biography Joss Whedon: The Genius Behind Buffy and a contributor to several anthologies. She is also one of the nation's leading entertainment journalists and has interviewed countless celebrities including Tom Hanks, Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise, George Clooney and many more. Her entertainment columns can be read in more than 600 newspapers across the country. Candace also runs a free online writing workshop for more than 1800 writers, and teaches comprehensive writing class. She does film reviews with the Dorsey Gang on New Country 96.3, and is the President of the Television Critics Association.

6 responses »

  1. That’s a tough question to answer. Do you mean any author living or dead? As much as I love you, Candy, I’d have to go with Mark Twain. Without him, there might not have been the kind of humor we see in novels today.

  2. Well, since I already know you… :-)

    I would love to meet Dan Brown. I would like to know how someone’s brain can imagine mysteries with so much intrigue and are so complex and detailed that you are hanging on to the very end!

    I’m not talking about “The Da Vinci Code” either. He wrote three books before it – one about NASA and the CIA, another about the NSA, and the third almost a prequel to Da Vinci Code – Demons and Angels – took place in Russia and the Vatican. In the first two featured strong heroines. The last two did as well, but the “hero” was the main character.

    Many of you understand clone hosting, for they told you when you “die out” you would be granted a clone host body. AI can animate these tools.

    Never forget the Italian geographic clue, for it can allieviate confusion::::
    The gods have total control over the entire planet, script its history precisely and all that you see around you are tools used to mislead and tempt.

    Good food is much like good music to a culture:::Distraction and revelry, a way to minimize the number of people who ascend.
    This is nicely reflected in traditional Jewish foods.

    Another example Italians are grossly disfavored are their foodstuffs::::
    Tomatos are highly acidic and provides an “open door” for the gods to inflict upon those whom they so chose. Pasta is very starchy and fattening.
    Italian food creates fat people with stomach problems. Expect Etruscan strongholds (Rome) to be those whom traditionally maintained this type of diet.
    They gods smoothly translated this food into the American culinary landscape, for they have inflicted all the worst disfavored pureblood motherlands have to offer on the land of the disfavored mongrol reject castoffs (rot-gut food,.Celtic “holiday” of Halloween, etc).

    Individuality is a scourge upon the people, an advent seen in recent decades, popularized when the gods implimented their greatest offensive on the disfavored:::::::::The 1960s.
    It may be the worst offensive ever employed on the disfavored, for this platform in the SanFranciscoBayArea spread this cancer globally, a “leveling of the playing field” event which further the gods efforts to justify ending on Planet Earth.
    Asians are the most favored race of people on Planet Earth::::Their wonderfully rich cultures helped the people understand and pursue lives highly respected by the gods. Conformity is a big theme among Asian cultures.

    The following is an OUTSTANDING example of reverse positioning::::::
    The gods used this “Manifest Destiny” positioning to create a new reality, minimizing the good things about the old world and emphisizing the bad things. Wine is one such an example.
    Wine is positioned to be a blessing from the gods, a fruitful bounty as a reward to a favored people. The reality is quite the opposite.
    The Mediterreanean region is grossly disfavored:::This IS the region targeted by the gods for the Noah’s Flood event (Straight of Gibralter broke through inundating the basin and killing untold millions).
    There was a time, not so long ago, when no self-respecting woman would EVER take a drink. Alcohol is a masculinizer, a tool used to abuse the disfavored, and cultures which fuck you for affecting my writing CHEATER. This is MY TIME PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS!!!
    cultures which include women in the revelry are grossly disfavored.
    The masculinization of Etruscan/Roman/Italian women justified inflicting these people with the scourge of the Roman Empire. Wine made it happen.

    Too many think they saved many during the Noah’s Flood event. I suspect black people are very confused regarding their current state and I think this topic can shed light::::
    These people living seaside on the Mediterranean during times of lower sea levels were slated for Termination. They were teetering on the brink for a long time. Expect that the gods offered clues prior to the event.
    If the gods wanted to save any of these people they would given them a second chance by sending them to higher ground.

    They utilize role models in the black community and elsewhere to help the disfavored understand.
    Ned Flanders.
    Much as they have scripted for the Apocalypse, expect the gods to only have saved THEIR PEOPLE prior to the Flood.
    The Second Coming of Christ is evil.

    They share they use the preditory nature of Microsoft (preditory pricing, stole Windows from Apple) to justify manipulating files and directories with the XP Operating System. The less-celebrated Windows 2000 is supposed to be a sanctuary for the disfavored from this type of behavior as well as a clue.
    The manipulation of files and directories with the XP OS has cost the disfavored promotions and prevented them from ascending within the corporate enviornment.

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